Let’s All Move To Afghanistan
Martin Hagfors
I feel so proud to live in a land
That drops their bombs on Afghanistan
That blows off the feet and blows off the hands
Of the kids that play in Afghanistan
Afghanistan, Afghanistan
Lets all move to Afghanistan
Well you might get lucky if you want to die
Because a bomb might drop from the planes we fly
Or a bullet might hit and then explode
Norwegian built in silver and gold
If we can stand, Afghanistan
Lets all move to Afghanistan
If you don’t want to go and you hunger strike
We’ll drag you by your hair on the very next flight
We’ll offer you a meal in celluloid wrap
When the light turns green you can take a crap on
Afghanistan, Afghanistan
Lets all move to Afghanistan
Yeah! we’re awfully fond of the USA
We look more like her every day
We like the way George Jr. thinks
We’ve followed him right to the brink of
Afghanistan, Afghanistan
Lets all move to Afghanistan
Yeah! we live in a land that’s rich and free
Where money’s worth more than liberty
We lucked out when we struck oil
But it’s a good life to live on Spanish soil or in
Afghanistan, Afghanistan
Lets all move to Afghanistan |